I have 3 sisters. 66.667% or 2/3 of them are awesome.
Rachel happens to be 1 of the 2 sisters that don't suck the will out of all living things.
Rachel came out to visit me a few months ago. For 9 days all we did was spoil and laugh at Cryin' Ryan's antics. We also caused a fair amount of trouble, which is one of my favorite pastimes.
As a little sister she was always the chill, nice one who minded her own business. I can appreciate that in a sibling.
She also used to draw me questionable pictures in church:
A Constipated Grandma
Boy: aren't you done yet Grandma
Knock on door: bang, bang
I Hate Kids
Emily pooping Jelly Beans
Emily your sick and messed up
<3 Rachel
Emily thinks she is the prettiest in the world
Jacked up right? You should see the ones I drew for her......
The only really messed up thing I ever remember her doing was this:
My mom had just made 2 huge pans of homemade cinnamon rolls.
Jared and I were dating at the time. When we came upstairs to partake of the gift that is cinnamon rolls.......
THE CENTER OF EVERY CINNAMON ROLL WAS GONE.
FOR REALS.
That is messed up......
And Rachel was the perpetrator.
In my family, as in any family, this is an unforgivable sin.
Years later, I found out she was just heeding my advice.
I am a firm believer that if you are going to waste calories, you should waste them in the most delicious way possible.
So it made sense that she only wanted to waste calories on the best part of the cinnamon roll.
Fair enough Rachel. Fair enough.
I only forgive you cause your cool and I like you.....
and because you appreciate my shenanigans.
