1.24.2014

Ice Machines and KFC


While pregnant with Ryan, I ate enormous amounts of Taco Bell food. There were spans of time I ate it daily.
I would order extra nacho cheese, then drink/lick it out of the little plastic cups it came in.
I was surprised Ryan wasn't born looking like a Mexican Pizza.




This pregnancy started out no different. I had constant morning sickness. The only thing that sounded remotely good was Taco Bell, even though I threw it up most of the time.

The past few months have been even more disgusting.
I can't remember the last time I ate fried food.
Oh wait, yes I do..... I eat it like the world is ending tomorrow. Pregnancy cravings are intense.




I have been eating Kentucky Fried Chicken regularly since November.


Hi, I'm Emily and I'm a KFC-aholic.



I also can't get enough crushed ice. I bought a snow cone machine from Costco and it was the best $40 I have ever spent.



I eat 7-10 glasses of it a day. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Its like crack cocaine. I HAVE to have it.
At least I haven't prostituted myself for a fix.... yet.

I literally just took a blogging break to go get more ice because writing about it made me crave it so bad.

If I ever go missing I'll probably be found huddled in an abandoned warehouse gnawing on chicken tenders and crushed ice.
Look for me there.
Ah-men.

2 comments:

  1. Bahahaha. That's hilarious. I love that you bought that snow cone machine! I craved ham and swiss sandwiches. Hot. So good. It was the only thing I ate for months.

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  2. You forgot to add that you also bought a crushed ice machine for my house so its here when you visit!

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