Monday, July 22, 2013

Chapstick Dinner

I am addicted to chapstick and lipgloss. I feel naked without it. I probably have (well, USED to have) over 20 tubes floating around the house.  
I enjoy Lip Smackers brand the most. Cotton candy, raspberry, vanilla and dr pepper are my favorite flavors...... unfortunately, they seem to be my Baby's favorite too.
I will admit that his breath is delightful afterwards. His lips are also surprisingly moisturized.
I thought I would be clever and buy a less palatable brand.
I bought the nasty Burt's Bees chapstick that tastes like wax.
Like fine wine, Ryan didn't enjoy it at first, but over time he developed a taste for wax. He was soon found eating those too.
No matter where I hid them, he sniffs around, finds them and eats them.
Ryan is a horrible eater so I am tempted to just go with it.
For dinner tonight we will have chicken and rice with a side of Lip Smackers.


  1. He has quite a palate! Please tell me he doesn't swallow stomach is turning at the thought.


  2. Well he probably won't have your constipation problems digesting chap stick. Ok, that is officially the weirdest sentence I've ever written.


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