I have been craving cheese and crackers lately.
In the past 6 days I have eaten over 65 individual packages of Handi-Snacks cheese and crackers.
Over 65 packages.
Last night I couldn't sleep so I sat in bed, read my book, and greedily wolfed down a bunch of Handi-Snacks.
This is not the first time (or the second.... or third).
I woke up to a huge mess on my nightstand:
Yep, I used my finger to scrape every last bit of chemically preserved cheese from the package.
Not so ashamed that I won't do it again though.
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
P.S. If you are ever wondering if humans can survive on toosie rolls, cheese and crackers, and water - for days at a time - ............. they can.